3.19.2010

You Gotta Give Me Some

I'll forgive any song its sexism with innuendoes like these. Bessie Smith sure knew how to say something incredibly dirty without saying anything dirty.

Lovin' is the thing I crave
For your love I'd be your slave
You gotta give me some
Yes, give me some
Can't you hear me pleading?
You gotta give me some.

Said Miss Jones to Old Butcher Pete
"I want a piece of your good old meat:
You gotta give me some
Oh, give me some,
I crave your round steak,
You gotta give me some."

Sweetest candy in the candy shop
It's just your sweet, sweet lollipop
You gotta give me some
Please, give me some
I love all these suckers
You gotta give me some

To the milkman I heard Mary scream
That she wanted lots of cream
You gotta give me some
Oh, give me some
Catch it when you come, sir
You gotta give me some.

Hear me cryin' on my bended knees
If you want to put my soul at ease
You gotta give me some
Please, give me some
Can't stand it any longer
You gotta give me some.

Zebra called the camel sugar lump
Said, "I'm goin' crazy about your hump:
You gotta give me some
Please, give me some
I can't wait eight days
You gotta give me some."

Jay bird said to the pecker wood
"I'll let you peck like a pecker should,
But give me some
Yes, give me some
I'm crazy bout them worms
You gotta give me some."

3.16.2010

Murder In The First Degree

I'm flat-out guessing on some of these lyrics. They don't seem to be anywhere on the wide webs. The biggest question is, the first half of the last line in the third verse--"Any charge that I'm makin" makes the most sense, but it isn't what it sounds like she's actually saying. Let me know if you've got a different interpretation.

Well, I'm layin' here in this jailhouse, scared as any fool can be (2x)
I believe they're gonna hang me, from what my lawyer said to me

My man got runnin' around with a woman he know I can't stand (2x)
There's one notch on my gun, and the world's rid of one triflin' man

I scrubbed them pots and kettles, I washed and ironed them white folks' clothes (2x)
Any charge that I'm makin', I killed him, Judge, and that's all I know

Judge, if you had killed your woman, and had to come before me
If you'da killed a woman who trifled and had to come before me
I'd send her to the gallows, and, Judge, would let you go free

I said I ain't done nothin but killed a man what belonged to me (2x)
And here they got me charged with murder in the first degree

3.12.2010

Jug Band Blues Sept. 16, 1924

For the life of me I can't figure out the last line of this song, which makes me pretty sad cause the rest of this song is so groovy. Sara Martin.

Did you ever wake up, find your daddy gone?
Turn over on your side, sing this lonesome song
I woke up this morning between midnight and day
You oughta see me grab the pillow where my daddy used to lay

Crying, hey, hey, ain't got no daddy now
If my country goes to war don't need no thing no how
Cause I'm singing this song for women just like myself
Running wild about a man when you know he's got someone else.

You can always tell when your man is treating you mean
You can always tell when your man is treating you mean
Lord, his meals ain't reg'lar and your house ain't never clean.

I ain't got nobody to carry my troubles to
I ain't got nobody to carry my troubles to
I've got the blues so bad I don't know what to do

I'll tell you now, I can't be satisfied
If I don't get my man, gonna catch a train and ride
Gonna sing this verse and I ain't gonna sing no more
The way this man goes to ___ ___ it makes me sore

3.08.2010

Any-Kind-A Man

Another song about a woman who's leaving her no-good fella, this time from Victoria Spivey.

Daddy, there's a big change in your life
Why you don't treat me like you should a wife
Why you stay out all night
And you don't come home for days
But daddy you know, that isn't right
And now I've changed my ways

Well, you dragged me around until I'd lost my pride
And when I lose you, I'll be satisfied
Cause any-kind-a man will be better than you

If he's got one leg, that'd be alright
Just so he brings that one leg home to mama every night
Cause any-kind-a man will be better than you

Well, I tried being good, I meant to live like I should
That didn't matter to you
Now my good days are done, man I'm having my fun
Don't care what I do

Aw, I'm really glad I found you out in time
I mean to get me a good man while I'm in my prime
Cause any-kind-a man will be better than you

Mama Will Be Gone

For the life of me I cannot figure out what Rosa Henderson is saying in that third line. Someday, maybe, I will decipher it. Or someone will enlighten me. Which is to say, please do.

ETA: The folks over at WeenieCampbell.com have offered help deciphering the lyrics of the third line; Uncle Bud suggests "two-time me"; although not everyone is completely satisfied with that, it scans and it makes sense. Thanks, guys and gals!

I'm tired of fussing and calling you down
Your trifling ways is the talk of the town
You played around and tried to two-time me
You caused such misery

Done everything that a sweet mama should
Done everything I could
Still you won't appreciate
Til it will be too late

You're gonna wake some morning
You're gonna be in mourning
Cause sweet mama will be gone
You're gonna wake up sighing
You're gonna wake up crying
You'll be all alone

You used to call me
Your ace in the hole
But papa, papa,
You'll miss sweet jelly roll

You're gonna wake some morning
You're gonna be in mourning
Cause sweet mama will be gone

Fifty Miles Of Elbow Room

I think this song is what first truly alienated me from my metal-head friends. They just couldn't get it why I would like a song so much that was about going to heaven. They sneered at the "three great chords" progression typical of the Carter Family tunes, and I just gave up explaining it. It's not supposed to be difficult to play; it's supposed to be fun to play. And that tune is kind of a doozy to sing, for all it's no "Oh Danny Boy."

One hundred miles its length and breadth
The four-square city stands
With gems its walls of jasper shine
Not made with human hands
One hundred miles the gates are wide
Abundant entrance there
With fifty miles of elbow room
On either side to spare

For the gates are wide on the other side
Just beyond the sunset sea
There'll be room to spare as we enter there
Room for you and room for me
For the gates are wide on the other side
Where the flowers ever bloom
On the right hand, on the left hand
Fifty miles of elbow room

Sometimes I'm cramped and crowded here
And long for elbow room
I want to reach for altitude
Where fair flowers bloom
It won't be long til I shall fade
Into that city fair
With fifty miles of elbow room
On either side to spare.

3.05.2010

Hand Of The Almighty; or God Will Fuck You Up

Don't tell me you don't know this one.

Oh, sinner do not stray
| D | D |
From the straight and narrow way
| G | D |
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
| D | D | A7 | A7 |
If you approach the Devil's den,
| D | D |
Turn round, don't enter in
| G | D |
Lest the hand of the Almighty fall on you
| D | A7 | D | D |

He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
Yes, God will fuck you up
If you dare to disobey His stern commands
He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
Don't you know he'll fuck you up
So you better do some prayin' while you can

Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she would not stop her black and sinful ways
You know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that bitch to salt
That's the way he used to work back in those days

He fucked 'em up (he fucked 'em up)
He really fucked 'em up
When the people went and turned their backs on Him
He can fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
No shit he'll fuck you up
Just like he fucked the people up back then

I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the Biblical sense.

God fucked him up (he fucked him up)
He went and fucked Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins
He fucked him up (he fucked him up)
Fucked that boy completely up
Now he's married to a Presbyterian.