How Do They Do It That Way?

I think this song is totally sweet, and fie on you feminists. Men do bring good cheer (some do, anyway), and darn if it don't suck when you're clueless about how to get laid. Victoria Spivey.

Have you ever had the feeling

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That someone could come out leading you?

| D | G | D |

If you had it's not so bad

| G |

Unless you find that it is all untrue

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Take a good girl to keep her man

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Some can't do it, others can

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I'm no chump but I would jump

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If I could find someone that's not unlike me too.

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Oh, when the river runs, flowers are blooming in May

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And if you get good business, how do you do it that way?

| D | D | G | D |

Street-walking women, they are happy and gay,

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But I'm never happy, how do you get that way?

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I want a man to be near because he brings good cheer

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But the men don't like me, they don't seem to care

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Well, they can come and go, to and fro everyday

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But I can't make them like me, how do you do it that way?

| D | D | G | D |

[instrumental break]

Now, if you want something good, you mustn't knock on wood

Just get a good man to look up under your hood

And when the rooster and the hen go to the barn to play

Well, the hen has chickens, how do they do it that way?